The Brian Regan Diet
I have been thinking about changing my eating habits recently. It “seems” to me that water is just fine, the foundation of ANY good diet. I’ve been informed however that I need more nutrients if I want to grow big and strong. So I’ve consulted with a nurse practitioner and she’s suggested I try the following diet. For lack of a better name, I’ll call it the Brian Regan Diet:
Breakfast: Pop Tarts
Mid Morning Snack: Fig Newtons
Lunch: Peanut Butter & Jelly
Afternoon Snack: A Donut
Dinner Party
Main Course: Head of A Pig
Desert: Cup of Dirt
It was a great birthday! Definitely one of my favorites. Thank you Michelle for putting a smile on my face…ALL DAY LONG!
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