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The Brian Regan Diet

I have been thinking about changing my eating habits recently. It “seems” to me that water is just fine, the foundation of ANY good diet. I’ve been informed however that I need more nutrients if I want to grow big and strong. So I’ve consulted with a nurse practitioner and she’s suggested I try the following diet. For lack of a better name, I’ll call it the Brian Regan Diet:

Breakfast: Pop Tarts

Mid Morning Snack: Fig Newtons

Lunch: Peanut Butter & Jelly

Afternoon Snack: A Donut

Dinner Party

Main Course:  Head of A Pig

Desert: Cup of Dirt

It was a great birthday! Definitely one of my favorites. Thank you Michelle for putting a smile on my face…ALL DAY LONG!

Weekly Recap of Arthur’s Tweets

  • had an amazingly awesome evening filled w pork chops, piano and a fantastically fun family! #
  • had fun meeting 1000 kids, a puppy and a very patient mommy. Tender mercies abound in the simple lives of God’s children. #
  • is fully satisfied with his evening: Dr Suess. Disc Golf. Disclosure. Smiles. Scriptures. #
  • just went to a renaissance wedding…I think I’ve just decided what type of wedding I want 😉 #